The Blurb

Both ski socks and flip flops are pretty everyday objects (if you are the kind of exciting person who, like me, likes to go to snowy mountains and tropical beaches, not if you are a boring recluse). Most of what I write about will, I suspect, seem slightly crazy to your average 'vanilla'. But, to me, kink is so integrated into my life that I sometimes don't notice that it is a bit odd.

Ski socks and flip flops are also both totally contradictory to each other. This, in part, reflects the fact that I go by the online psuedonym 'Walking Oxymoron'. But it also explains me very well. I do not look like someone who you might imagine to be a sexual deviant. When out and about, I don't act any differently from anyone else. In fact, I like to think that I appear fairly innocent and demure.

This blog is about the other side of me - my dark side. Specifically, the emotional side of it. Behind the whips and canes and other fun things is a variety of very normal 'vanilla' feelings. They just choose to display themselves in some unconventional places...

Monday 20 December 2010

The Endorphins Strike Again

For the past few weeks, I haven’t been able to do anything kink related at all. I haven’t even been able to have sex of any description. All because one of my fallopian tubes decided to grow a cyst and my body decided that it needed removing surgically. Yesterday marked two-and-a-half weeks since the op, and that meant that, finally, I could start having some kind of sexual contact again. No penetration, and definitely nothing that might cause impact to my stomach (directly or indirectly), so most sex and any hard play were pretty much ruled out. And yet I still managed to have an evening that ranks in my top 5 most amazing kink experiences ever.

This all took place at the home of a couple of friends. Usually at these parties there is a mix of people that I have got to know quite well over the past year and people that I hardly know at all. As a result of this, I often go into brat mode. For reasons that I won’t go into here, it is my defence mechanism and makes me feel comfortable around new people. However, yesterday this felt strange. I was in quite a ‘submissive’ mood and really didn’t want to be forced to do anything, but rather to do as asked and give up a bit of self control. I was also pretty desperate to play with Doc as we haven’t been able to do so properly in a long time. Unfortunately, he was preoccupied with covering a very sexy lady in cake and icing, so I took it upon myself to go and find some quiet, sedate play. Well, sort of. I was helped along the way by a lady whom I shall refer to here as Wonderful Needle Lady (for obvious reasons), who very subtly waved her bag of needles in front of me and told me that they were a sure-fire way to make sure I got some pain but didn’t damage myself.

At this point, I think that I should enter into the equation a lady who I shall call Bunches (for no reason other than that she had bunches when I first met her and I need to refer to her as something). I have been flirting outrageously with her for a while, and have played with her in the past as well with mixed success. But we get on with each other incredibly well and always have a lot of fun. Now, we both wanted to play with each other, but, again for reasons that I won’t go into here, didn’t want to inflict pain on me. However, when she heard the word ‘needles’ her ears pricked up and she decided to come and watch. So I headed upstairs with both her and Wonderful Needle Lady, and found myself lain across a medical bench.

I have played with needles before, but not with someone with quite as much experience as Wonderful Needle Lady. To start with, she made sure I was relaxed. I lay with my face down as she gently rubbed my back with a gloved hand, and shut my eyes. The room went very quiet. Then, she started putting the needles in, and the endorphins hit. With each needle that she put in, I seemed to go deeper and deeper into my own little world. Everyone describes this feeling as ‘floaty’, but there really is no better word to describe it. I felt like my mind was totally focussed on the sensations I was experiencing and it couldn’t conceive anything else, even the notion that I was a person lying on a bench. I was floating in the whirl of sensations, and everything she did just made it all the more intense. I have had this kind of feeling once before, and both times have been incredibly special. Wonderful Needle Lady was able to read me incredibly well, stopping every so often to play with the needles and making me go even deeper into subspace. At one point, Bunches put a glove on, and, under Needle Lady’s instruction, played with the tips of the needles and stroked my ultra sensitive skin. She also played with me elsewhere, which intensified the experience even more. Then it was time for the needles to come out. Wonderful Needle Lady did this by putting an alcohol wipe over the needle as she pulled it out, and this was an incredible sensation, and forced me even further into my own floaty world. She took her time doing it, allowing me to completely absorb all of the sensations. I have no idea how long it took me to come back to earth, but I am guessing that it took a little while. I know that, even when I went back downstairs to join the party, my head wasn’t really with me.

 Back downstairs, I had a fair few people come up to me and try to talk to me who I didn’t know very well. I hope that they forgive me for being slightly rude, I was feeling slightly vulnerable and not really in the right mindset to play along. Instead, I curled up with a man known as Northern Monkey (the same man who was responsible for the awesome hair bondage I mentioned earlier), who I was able to relax around. He gently held me with his hand around my throat, not really allowing me to come fully back to earth yet. Then he passed me on to Doc, who could see that I was really still quite endorphin filled and decided to prolong it for me. He took me back up to the medical bench and lay me across it, making it very clear that if I made a noise or moved then he would stop what he was doing. He gently flogged my back and my arse, never putting all of his force into it but keeping it heavy enough that it still hurt. Slowly, my head really started spinning and I got lost in subspace again. I was completely overcome with it all, and was starting to cry (a reaction that play with Doc seems to draw from me far more often than play with anyone else).

Back downstairs and slightly recovered, Bunches was on a mission. I said before that I couldn’t have any penetrative sex, and I find it incredibly difficult to cum without it. But Bunches was determined, and she led me into a small study room where she pinned me against a wall and pretty much forced me to cum. She acted like she didn’t really care about me, just about getting an orgasm out of me. I felt incredibly dirty, forced into a tiny room and raped while people were walking about outside. And my head was still a bit floaty, which intensified it all the more. And, to finish it all off, we accidently got locked into the room and had to get someone to break the door down to get us out. Completely accidental and absolutely hilarious, but actually, and somewhat bizarrely, really added to my humiliating rape fantasy – now everyone else knew about it as well. Very humiliating, but incredibly hot.

The whole evening was incredible for me. For once, I was not the brat, the centre of attention or the evening’s party favour, but I got to play the other side of me in a more public place than it would usually come out. The result was amazing.

Sunday 12 December 2010

Princess Fluffyknickers III

Traditional roleplay, whether that be childplay, puppy play or anything else on the list, has never really done much for me. I always felt that it would never seem 'real' enough. However, in recent months, I have begun to develop an alter-ego. This has been quite a natural process, and every so often I just fall into this role with no prompting whatsoever.

Its always when I am in a cuddly, relaxed mood. Suddenly I become kitty. I curl up, my hands retract into paws and I am overcome with a desire to crawl. Kitty likes warm, cosy spaces and being scratched behind the ear and under the chin. Doc has named kitty 'Princess Fluffyknickers III' ('Fluffyknickers' for short). Unfortunately, a kitty can't choose her owner and she is therefore stuck with this idiotic name. In my mind, Fluffyknickers is a very beautiful short-haired moggy with black, white and ginger patches, a pink nose and bright green eyes. She is spoilt rotten and always gets her own way - eventually. If she doesn't get her own way, then she annoys whoever is around until she does. Her favourite foods are scraps of fish and chocolate, but she hates drinking milk and would much rather have a saucer of cream. Occasionally she gets playful but is happiest snuggled up on a warm lap being scratched and stroked. However, she does sometimes get into trouble when she gets too relaxed and starts clawing at said lap. She absolutely HATES having her face splashed with water.
I'm not sure why this role has developed, but I know that it has been a completely natural process with absolutely no prompting from anyone. I love the idea that kitty can be spoilt and feel like a princess, but actually has no control over what happens. She may be stroked and loved and fed or she may be thrown about and splashed and she won't necessarily understand why. There is also the potential for humiliation, which is a huge kink. But, aside from these things, kitty isn't sexual for me at all. It is more a mechanism for relaxation, and something that I fall into naturally when it feels right. But I definitely want to further develop my feline alterego. Soon.